LOL, Kaiser Karl
I'm feeling a bit uninspired today, so here are some quotes to make you laugh, a la Karl, of course.
"I never suffered from being overweight. At the time, oversized Japaneese fashion was all the rage. Call me a fashion victim, but when the pendulum swung back to skinny-fits I simply shrunk to follow the trend."
"Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that."
"One should perhaps not even call it cruise collection anymore because that's limited to a big ship with middle-aged people."
During an interview, what would Karl say if Coco Chanel walked in and asked "What the f*ck are you doing with my fashion house?"
Karl: I would say, "Darling, this is no longer your business. F*ck you!"
"If I lose even half a pound, I have two holes here in the face. I think for my bones and my size, I better stay with my 60 kilo."
"My only ambition in life is to wear size 28 jeans"
“What I hate most in life are people who are not really the peach of the day but who want to be young and sexy. You can fool nobody. There is a moment when you have to accept that somebody else is younger and fresher and hotter. Life is not a beauty contest.”
He is such a hypocritical prick and he knows it, that's why I still love him...
"I never suffered from being overweight. At the time, oversized Japaneese fashion was all the rage. Call me a fashion victim, but when the pendulum swung back to skinny-fits I simply shrunk to follow the trend."
"Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that."
"One should perhaps not even call it cruise collection anymore because that's limited to a big ship with middle-aged people."
During an interview, what would Karl say if Coco Chanel walked in and asked "What the f*ck are you doing with my fashion house?"
Karl: I would say, "Darling, this is no longer your business. F*ck you!"
"If I lose even half a pound, I have two holes here in the face. I think for my bones and my size, I better stay with my 60 kilo."
"My only ambition in life is to wear size 28 jeans"
“What I hate most in life are people who are not really the peach of the day but who want to be young and sexy. You can fool nobody. There is a moment when you have to accept that somebody else is younger and fresher and hotter. Life is not a beauty contest.”
He is such a hypocritical prick and he knows it, that's why I still love him...
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